Roadrunner blew my mind

01.06.2025
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It feels like navigating static html pages.

3 Min Read

As someone who has been working with Laravel and it's Workers for a while now (8 whole Years), It never once crossed my mind why a Job running the same Logic as an API call executes so much faster.

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Collect all the performance hits

28.04.2025
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or don't eat to much (syntactic) Sugar!

7 Min Read

Laravel’s collections are powerful, but misusing them can lead to growing performance losses. Back then I mentioned the pitfall that is method chaining (which is awesome and I love it). But under the Hood, it results in many many loops. But that's not the deepest part of the Pit.

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Laravel Magic

11.02.2025
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Cool Until It Tanks Your App’s Performance

15 Min Read

Laravel’s “magic” is one of the reasons people love it, why I came to love it. Need a table name? Laravel already knows it. Need a relationship? Laravel already figures it out. Need a something asynchronous? Laravel just works.

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Never Trust Anything

05.02.2025
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A Rant About User Input Validation

6 Min Read

If you’ve been writing code for more than five minutes, you’ve probably realized one universal truth: users will break your shit. Not intentionally (usually), but they will.

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New Blog - who dis

27.01.2025
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So apparently I decided to start a blog,

2 Min Read

I am a senior (fuck already?) Software Developer from Germany, I code mostly in PHP, Typescript and lua.

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