Roadrunner blew my mind

It feels like navigating static html pages.
As someone who has been working with Laravel and it's Workers for a while now (8 whole Years), It never once crossed my mind why a Job running the same Logic as an API call executes so much faster.
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or don't eat to much (syntactic) Sugar!
Laravel’s collections are powerful, but misusing them can lead to growing performance losses. Back then I mentioned the pitfall that is method chaining (which is awesome and I love it). But under the Hood, it results in many many loops. But that's not the deepest part of the Pit.
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Cool Until It Tanks Your App’s Performance
Laravel’s “magic” is one of the reasons people love it, why I came to love it. Need a table name? Laravel already knows it. Need a relationship? Laravel already figures it out. Need a something asynchronous? Laravel just works.
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A Rant About User Input Validation
If you’ve been writing code for more than five minutes, you’ve probably realized one universal truth: users will break your shit. Not intentionally (usually), but they will.
See MoreNew Blog - who dis

So apparently I decided to start a blog,
I am a senior (fuck already?) Software Developer from Germany, I code mostly in PHP, Typescript and lua.
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